25+ eyebrow-raising Tinder pickup lines: 'You look exactly like my future ex-husband'

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    ..ooo AT&T 1:31 AM 1 40% < Emilio YOU MATCHED WITH EMILIO ON 7/2/17 Looks like I turned to the right Paige Oh you absolutely have Although unfortunately I've heard that pun Emilion times Sent There's no did that. way you just GIF Type a Message... Send
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    日 D T-Mobile Wi-Fi 21:58 53% YOU MATCHED WITH ON 1/23/19 Hey, wanna steal my comfiest hoodie? what the yes Sweet, but you got 2 choices. You prefer burgundy or more of an olive green? olive green id say or whichever one is bigger Ok, I'll be sure to wear that on our first date Speaking of, when is that? hey pretty smooth Sent GIF Type a message Send
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    > 12:12 ..ILTE A Angie (Tinder) > I don't really like beards.. Imao why would you swipe on me then Well you can always shave it.. Imao I won't tho. the beard stays you won't shave for me? Imaooooo no. i won't. Today 12:06 PM Why not? I don't like guys with beards Imao to then. i'm not shaving it for you I guess you'll have to miss out on me tomorrow night then "Those who would shave the beard for the deserve neither the beard or Ben Franklin, probably Read 12:07 PM
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    YOU MATCHED WITH S Didn't we kiss one time during a game of truth or dare in my neighbors front yard in 7th grade Today 7:23 PM Have you ever really felt alive since? Sent
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    15:27 Grace LTE. 47% So did you set your location to Edinburgh or? cuz im bored nope nope Why Edinburgh? You know much about Scotland? Today 15:24 You know what this is? Me carrying this conversation GIF Type a message... Sent
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    85° GIF Diana Θ 1:45 You from here? yeah Nice. Know any good spots for a date? museums art Is there one you prefer? I bet I can guess you're favorite style of art go for it Type a message... Minimalism Sent
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    Austin Locke @austinlockedup I'm pretending to be a hot tinder so I can match with my roomate and tell him Im coming over so he'll clean the apartment
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    all GCI 10:08 AM 1 77% < Jen YOU MATCHED WITH JEN hi ben i'm jen Friday 11:12 AM hi jen i'm ben Yesterday 12:14 PM nice to meet you jen. do you wanna be my fren? Yesterday 6:00 PM i'd love to be your fren ben. you seem like a solid ten Sent Type a message Send GIF
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    16:47 1 < Carlota YOU MATCHED WITH CARLOTA On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need. Today 16:45 Aww cmon I'd say you are at least a 3
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    ↑ oke Sam 93% 9:58 AM Sam, this is so weird. You look exactly like my future ex husband. Sunday 9:27 PM Yea, im 5'8" so I can see me being really into you for your edgy haircut and and obvious quick wit but that inch you have on me is only going to get in my head, and eat away at my confidence. I'll prolly turn gay and we'll have to divorce. Sunday 11:14 PM That's a storybook romance if I ever heard one 3 In all seriousness though, I don't have any issue with height differences. So we may need t
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    tell me something interesting Tuesday 9:00 PM group of baboons is called a congress i meant about yourself
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    YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE Hi! Do you come from a family of bakers? Today 8:24 AM Haha what makes you ask that? Because you're a cutie pie! O.M. Gosh! Thanks so much! My family actually does own a bakery I thought you recognized me LOL + Sent
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    GIF Nick LIG 66% 3:50 PM Today 3:42 PM Well aren't you just got d adorable NOT AS ADORABLE AS THAT PACK DOG. YOUR DISTANCE INCREASED SINCE WE MATCHED. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Knoxville THAT'S THE HARD KNOX LIFE FOR US Why are you yelling at me YOU SAID YOU HATE SMALL TALK, SO I'M MAKING IT BIG. I love you Type a message...
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    ooo Verizon 9:43 PM 69% Sarahi YOU MATCHED WITH SARAHI ON You know, the more Y's somebody has in their "heyy", the more interested they are in you With that being said, heyyyy He 8:38 PM Sent
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    Wednesday 10:24 PM I know this is rly cheesy but I'm just Diana meet you! Wednesday 10:56 PM Haha I actually havent heard that one before Wednesday 11:32 PM So do you not have a bio cause you know we're gonna have chemistry Exactlyyyy. No but I liked your math themed bio Love math 10 Rlyy!? So 10sin^2x+10cos^2x=u Never been hit on with trig identities You've set the standard too high now U are a
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    < Izzy Can I get bizzy with Izzy Busy* Today 6:20 pm Can I get busy with iusy Your not good with spelling You're* Sent GIF Type a message... Send
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    < Julianne ✔ YOU MATCHED WITH JULIANNE Roses are red, you're so great... Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date Today 2:20 PM I'm a girl, you're a dude... I don't know when, but there better be food. It's up to you I'm down with whatever, We should eat outside and take advantage of this wonderful weather :) I'm good with that, under one parameter... My only request is that we don't speak in iambic pentameter. √ Sent
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    ■ll Verizon 4:50 PM @ < 13% 0 YOU MATCHED WITH Country roaaaaaaads I follow 5th Year too ur not smooth Today 1:49 PM Take me hooooooome TO THE PLAAAAAAACEEEE Today 2:11 PM I BELONNNNGGG Today 4:47 PM WEST VIRGINIIAAAAAA MOUNTAIN MAMAAA TAKE ME HOOOOOOME Type a message GIF Л Well if you insist Sent Send
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    ← ANO 20% 17:32 Today 17:12 Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Today 17:27 I've already seen your profile Jamie
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    Finn Thursday 9:38 PM Friday 12:19 AM Friday 7:35 AM Today 2:59 AM I am curious, what was the dash? It certainly worked for me as an ice breaker Hm Today 7:14 AM It was a hyphen "hi finn"
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    liv Today 1:04 PM Let's role play that we're old best friends who haven't seen eachother in 10 years and are talking for the first time since then You start om Today 3:18 PM kenzen?!! i never expected to see you on here! it's been foreverrrr dude. i guess i haven't seen you since the whole Eiffel tower incident lol, how have you been? Who is this? (you're doing great) you don't remember me? olivia we had chem together sophomore ? 0 year, i was always wearing black jeans and doc martens...ring a
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    < Jenna L YOU MATCHED WITH JENNA ON Hello, and thank you for using our automated tinder response line. Please choose from one of the options. To get Jalen to use a lame pick up line, press 1. For a poem that will likely press 2. For a generic question about life that will probably lead to 3-4 messages between us before one of us stops responding, press 3. To repeat this message, press 4. Today 4:34 PM Mix 1 and 2 together Today 6:05 PM 'Twas a late Tuesday evening And I was sitting all alone Whe
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    Messages About 16 mins ago So I'm writing a book right now 16 mins ago About? 15 mins ago Well it's a phone book. And it's missing your number 15 mins ago 205 5 min ag 205 4 mins go 8 One of those is mine. One is my dads. Good luck. 4 mins ago
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    L YOU MATCHED WITH Hey you're cute, I think I'd hold your hand in public Whoa whoa whoa! How about we start out slow with silently staring at each other over a crowded thanksgiving dinner where my grandmother can ask us uncomfortable questions and go from there? Sent Nana: "So... Ryan.. when are you gonna propose?" I laugh nervously. I look around. Your whole family is waiting for my response. I don't know what to say. I muster up a smile and take a bite of pecan pie. I try to change the subject
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    Kyra YOU MATCHED WITH KYRA You're looking for a bad boy huh? Today 9:53 PM Yeah I am you think it could be you? Oh yeah. everything. I'm bad at Sent
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    ↑ Courtney Hey Will. 12.25 PIVI I have one very important question to ask you. 1:06 PM Hi there Courtney! Ask away Do you sleep in socks? What kind of psychopathic imbecile sleeps in socks?!?! Please tell me you are not one of them 1:39 PM Hahahah phew. No way! Do you know how hard it is to find a handsome man like yourself that doesn't sleep in socks!? Haha Yeah, plus my socks are usually way too wet from the shower. You shower with your socks on too, right? Delivered
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    Spotify LTE 9:33 PM 1 67% Madison YOU SUPER LIKED MADISON Hi wow you're hot and I love your cat I thought you were supposed to fall in love with me, not my cat One more chance St can I try again? Today 9:33 PM Hi wow your cat is hot and I love you Sent Type a message Send GIF
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    Sarah How did you know I was a painter?! 7:38 PM think it's pretty obvious... just took your name and age and compiled a list of all the (#) year old Sarahs in the (AREA) region, then cross referenced newspaper birth records to make a list of potential parents and spent 13 straight hours contacting them about their daughter's favorite hobbies, then reverse image searched your pics and ran them through a web-based facial recognition program to narrow down the potential Sarahs you might be accordi

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